What's Up, Babe?
YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME. using only 5 words, what would you say to me?

the-bombastic-webhead:

“Why am I doing this again?”

"....Well if you want to..." *slaps his butt with a long arm*

….. How do I even kiss you? HOW DO I EVEN REACH YOU, HOLY FUCK.

(ooc: DYING)

"No..." *backs up*

Oh yes.~ *grins and stands up*

*looks down at him* *pokes his face with a tentacle*

…. I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

*goes back behind the corner.* *is suddenly beside Dante* *slaps again*

*growls and looks over* What the hell?!

*is Slender Man* Peeking around a corner, slaps Dante with a tentacle.

“Ow!” He turned around to look. “…. The hell?”

C’mon Babes.

My mun and I are seriously bored, you should really ask us stuff.

Mun/Muse QA Time! Inbox me!
1. Mun's real name?
2. Why did I choose my character, and how do I choose to play him/her?
3. If my muse was born in a different era, what would I change about him/her?
4. Mun x Muse: how would our relationship go?
5. Give one headcanon l have about my character(s).
6. Favourite thing about muse.
7. What do you imagine when I think of my muse?
8. If I changed your muse's clothing options, what would I change and why?
9. If my muse were to be given a haircut by me, what would I do?
10. If my muse were to die, how would I react?
11. What is muse's biggest secret?
12. What does mun ship muse with?
13. Worse moment for muse.
14. Best moment for muse.
15. What mun secretly wants muse to do.
16. How muse reacts to magic anons.
17. What mun likes about muse.
18. What muse prefers the most on Tumblr.
19. Most likely scenario for muse on Tumblr.
20. What does mun dislike about muse?
"...Well I didn't think I could"

“Maybe I should make you moan all night?~”

"I just made you moan."

“Indeed you did.”